(via otakv)

nahthatsnotveryraven:

australian babies do not drink breast milk as infants but rather a giant family goon bag

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

fussyfangss:

teamshercock:

utilitarianthings:

'Book on Bookis a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.

protect the book from ur tears

(via moistbottom)

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

(via tyleroakley)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via awkwardvagina)

ven0moth:

ven0moth:

who’s the best at embracing their inner child?

pregnant women

(via awkwardvagina)

queenslanders are so fucking stupid, when the temperature drops even a little everyone freaks out like are you fucking kidding me? its 18 degrees and my neighbour has her fucking fireplace lit

litsy-kalyptica:

litsy-kalyptica:

gloomy-centurion:

The Fantastic Foursome with make up

these are the men i’ve devoted my life to

he makes the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen. they’re all fucking prettier than me and i don’t know whether to be angry or turned on.

(via phan-tits)

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

(via moistbottom)

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

(via vivalacobra)

onlylolgifs:

Hysterical Literature: reading with a vibrator.

(via myhundredacrewood)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(via pizza)

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

(via kkeshia)

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