australian babies do not drink breast milk as infants but rather a giant family goon bag
who’s the best at embracing their inner child?
queenslanders are so fucking stupid, when the temperature drops even a little everyone freaks out like are you fucking kidding me? its 18 degrees and my neighbour has her fucking fireplace lit
The Fantastic Foursome with make up
these are the men i’ve devoted my life to
he makes the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen. they’re all fucking prettier than me and i don’t know whether to be angry or turned on.
ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.